Wanted: Squirrels

It should be noted that as of late some of our backyard activities have been curtailed due to winds and the never-ending barage of acorns that rain upon us. It sounds like we are in the middle of a hail storm at all times of day. And the acorns hurt. My head had a good sized knot on it from when I was beaned the other day. Hence the reason why we don't have the kiddos hanging out back during the winds. We have two or three squirrels to take care of the acorns. We need an army of them.